As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
gmail: jamison.hermann
twitter: jhermann
site: jhermann.com
REVIEWS
"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
Honestly he’s the closest to me I’ve seen on TV. If Henry Pollard were in a Noah Baumbach movie his character’s name would be Jamison Hermann
Handle me at my worst etc
Never do I want tacos more than when I leave a party drunk at 11 PM
saw one of the servers Instagram the sushi I plated so you know my mis-en-place is still on point
holy shit I just briefed the service staff for this event tonight and that’s not something I thought I’d be doing, like, ever
gonna introduce my friends to advertising executives tonight by telling the execs they know how to do bird calls
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Thank god, finally some Adults are in charge. About time they took a hard line on this shit.
Remember when Ron Swanson was on Gilmore Girls?
Well, that’s a different picture of Nick Offerman naked than the one I was expecting
sugar ray’s original name was “the shrinky dinx.” this is their debut music video from 1994.
people talk about the rotting of the record industry like its a shame that musicians can’t make a living off selling plastic recordings but you have to realize that system was so insane and fucked up that it resulted in the production of this kind of garbage.
holy god
video produced by the director of charlie’s angels
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
Popular Tags, 2013, Jamison Hermann. Found object. $7,000.
should have compressed it with pattern or noise, those are some ugly dither demarcations
this is great news NASA, I was getting sick and tired of 2D pizza
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sorry south korea