j. hermann

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

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dontcookbilly:

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skysignal:

During the plague in the Middle Ages, some doctors wore a primitive form of biohazard suit called “plague suits”. The mask included red glass eyepieces, which were thought to make the wearer impervious to evil. The beak of the mask was often filled with strongly aromatic herbs and spices to overpower the miasmas or “bad air” which was also thought to carry the plague.

I considered this for a Halloween costume too. I figured it was too complicated.

shorterexcerpts:

skysignal:

During the plague in the Middle Ages, some doctors wore a primitive form of biohazard suit called “plague suits”. The mask included red glass eyepieces, which were thought to make the wearer impervious to evil. The beak of the mask was often filled with strongly aromatic herbs and spices to overpower the miasmas or “bad air” which was also thought to carry the plague.

I considered this for a Halloween costume too. I figured it was too complicated.

hitrecordjoe:

lapetitecoccinelle:(he)ART in progress festival… 11/11.

maybe i should not have played russian roulette with a nerf gun last night

emcum:

because my parents are visiting today and will be here soonish

and i am still a little drunk

always a good idea

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letthemeatkhake:

Nørrebro

going there in 13 days

sylvysparrow:

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Proto-reverse-Amelie?

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The side-splitting lads of Sidecar take an unpasteurized look at the udderly mad world of the common milk man in Milk Men — a silky smooth spoof AMC’s Mad Men.

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Actually pretty good.

dontcookbilly:

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: This just in.

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heh. Someone’s getting fired.

Beautiful.

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exspectator:

songjournal:

The Good Life - “Album of the Year”

The first time that I met her, I was throwing up in the ladies’ room stall
She asked me if I needed anything, I said, “I think I spilled my drink.”
And that’s how it started, or so I’d like to believe

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