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alyshabee: is there a tumblr dedicated to pics of puppies and babies playing together? I need it because of reasons http://instagram.com/ayasakai is not a tumblr but it is amazing
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chismosa-morenita replied to your post: dismissivejerkoffmotion replied your post My only… what if you ship two ships together like the hms bounty and the hms surprise? hmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMM i will tentatively allow it
May 24th
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dismissivejerkoffmotion replied your post My only real issue with shipping is that it takes attention away from real ships Ships are to you what space is to me.
May 24th
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ListenSlice up a lime, get a little glass, a little...
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My only real issue with ‘shipping’ is that it takes attention away from real ships
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One problem with sharing your Netflix login with your cool friends who live in DC is they totally throw off your taste preferences by watching dumb stuff like Ai Wei Wei documentaries and French art films from the 60s and tasteful BBC historical dramas
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onestarnetflixreviews: There are exactly 0 One Star Reviews for Space Jam, just thought you all should know this.
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NJ: Caramel-Colored Rubbing Alcohol Sold as Scotch →
joshsternberg: At one bar, a mixture that included rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring was sold as scotch. In another, premium liquor bottles were refilled with water — and apparently not even clean water at that. New definition of “Dirty Jersey.” Damn it, Jersey. Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.
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Reddit novelty account: gradual_swede →
TW: Slurs brainstatic: jhermann: Well, I have no idea how to cartwheel. When I was unger, all the other kids would wheel around mej at gym-pan and I would just stand där and look at dem, maybe do en kullerbytta or something lamt. To not be laughed åt, I would wish on moms död that I kunde visst hjula, hade bara ont i armbågen och fick inte för doktorn. Reddit does most things wrong but it...
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Reddit novelty account: gradual_swede →
Well, I have no idea how to cartwheel. When I was unger, all the other kids would wheel around mej at gym-pan and I would just stand där and look at dem, maybe do en kullerbytta or something lamt. To not be laughed åt, I would wish on moms död that I kunde visst hjula, hade bara ont i armbågen och fick inte för doktorn. Reddit does most things wrong but it does novelty accounts very, very...
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sarahlizfits replied to your photo: i need help reacting to something dot gif Who? that guy
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the only time “tevas” is pronounced “teh-vas” is in the sentence “actually, it’s pronounced teh-vas”
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swordid: teenally: richwhitelesbian: i hope yahoo deletes every blog that follows me AND I HOPE THE JUNKYARD A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE SOMEDAY BURNS DOWN and i hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and i never come back to jim’s blog again in my life i hope i lie and tell everyone jim was a good guy and i hope we die i hope we all die
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desperately need to go swimming in salt water
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“Elvis Aaron Presley” is an anagram for “Venereal Oil Sprays” so, y’know, make of that information what you will
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“It’s comforting to think that the academics who show no interest in the...”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates is predictably and righteously vicious in his piece about the racist Heritage Foundation scholar Jason Richwine as well.
May 23rd
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glassowhine replied to your post: I left the office party Tuesday night right before… Did he get fired?! I mean, he’s definitely never working with us again, he’s hopefully never working with the company that organized the staff for the party but I don’t know that for sure, but if he is still working with them I’ll do my best to make sure we’re not. No...
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The Inside Story Of The Harvard Dissertation That... →
ThinkProgress is for the most part clickbait rewrite “journalism” these days, but this piece is actually pretty good reporting. It’s also infuriating that Harvard let this sack of shit attend their school, let alone that they awarded his doctorate based on such a spectacularly shitty piece of scholarship, but, you know. Racism.
May 23rd
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I left the office party Tuesday night right before they opened up a jeroboam of Billecart-Salmon which was a good idea from what my boss is telling me. apparently one of the service staff wouldn’t leave after they were all dismissed at midnight? like he stayed on and kept drinking at the party, which is not really a great idea. and then he approached/touched inappropriately the wife of one...
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Aili may have just lied about her age to a website in order to vote on the Teen Choice awards
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What if my name was pronounced “Gamison”? What then?
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reallyreallyreallytrying: me ?big time math fan. divided by. times. plus. everything. I love it. all time favourite sum is probaly 2+2=4. classic. ah, maths can you even name two of their equations
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