Hmm. Stuff I Learned In College May Not Be...
dontcookbilly: Merde is French for Shit. That’s correct. I learned that if you split that word into two, to make it “Mer De”, that actually means “Mother Of God.” That doesn’t seem to be completely accurate. Or is it? Anyone know French? merde = shit, mère = mother, dieu = god If you really mispronounced “merde” as “mehr-doo” then it would kinda sound like...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
The Hold Steady (45) Alexi Murdoch (7) Rilo Kiley (4) Andrew Bird (3) Grizzly Bear (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Enter the Rape Tunnel, For Art →
giddyographer: theangryprojectionist: dogsdriveinhotcars: ans99: dogsdriveinhotcars: ans99: dogsdriveinhotcars: synecdoche: ans99: giddyographer: synecdoche: “I’ve constructed a 22 ft tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making...
kara: thefranticsearch: youveescaped: anthonybergen: mushd: Long-distance relationships have an urgency that couples in short-distance relationships can only dream of. Every second together counts. Every shared meal is savored; every kiss must be good enough to last weeks, maybe even months. Have you really lived, after all, if you haven’t searched for your beloved’s face at an airport...
Just remembered my dad reads this blog. Dad, don’t read this blog.
Racist Garfield →
dontcookbilly: The story of one man’s life with a racist housecat. I really wanted this to be good but the first one was the only good one. Fuck.
Commuting without an mp3 player is like giving...
huskerdont: pertoleum: tic-tac-toe: pertoleum: Sure it’s theoretically possible but why would you do it willingly? you should know better than comparing anything to the pain of giving birth, specially on tumblr. btw I’d let you borrow my iPod but it has my phone attached to it. I’d give u my iPod for your laptop. my ipod is fine and clearly better then yours. I love it when a woman does...
Fuck you, rugby muscles.
Why the fuck can’t you just get over your tired bullshit like all the rest of the muscles? What the fuck, man, get over yourself. Shoulders, core, you are not important. You suck. You don’t get special treatment. Get used to it. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And how perfect,
the fucking breakdown of Party Pit lines up perfectly with me reaching in the fridge. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, fuck you, if you do know what I’m talking about, you’re still on notice. Watch it.
You know what the answer to this is?
Another fucking beer, that’s what. I speak better Spanish when I’m drunk, anyhow.
Fuck you, people in my hall.
I was playing my fucking Marshall 10-watt amp. If you can’t handle that shit at 2 in the morning, then go fuck yourself. You’ll sleep better.
God damn, that little six note guitar break in Chips Ahoy makes me remember why God gave men dicks. And guitars. Really, it’s a toss-up.
At this point I should probably not post anymore Hold Steady lyrics but FUCK they’re good. DON’T YOU HATE THESE CLEVER PEOPLE AT ALL THESE CLEVER PEOPLE PARTIES
people think I’m pretty.
She said, "It's good to see you back in a bar...
I said, “It’s great to see you still in the bars,”
I did a couple favors
for these guys that looked like Tusken raiders
What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?– Patrick: 10 Things I hate about you (via malty)
you might be in south carolina if...
scottfriday: after giving someone a glaring look for using the word “nigger” in casual conversation, they immediately defend with, “no, you know what i mean. the bad black people. i didn’t mean all of them.” bonus points if it happens in your kitchen. which it has. Really want to post the 4chan epic thread nigger word substitution. Won’t. Shan’t. Can’t? FUCK YOU YES I CAN.
Slagsmålsklubben - Kasta Sten You’ve never...
johnwilkestooth: exspectator: pie0: DMX -...
alaskamiller: It’s beautiful. Waiting for my ride to start the search for tacos. Hanging out at the USO tonight. Boot camp recruits incoming. Last night I was in Florida, tomorrow I’m going to be in New York. You guys… you guys… the scuttlebutt is that my body is planning a mutiny. Fuuuuuckin scuttlebutt. SCUTTLEBUTT.
I had this hilarious photoshop idea
sade: to put Rahm Emanuel into a Rage Against The Machine pic and caption it “Calm Like A Rahm”. But the more I thought about how much effort that would take, the less funny it became and the less motivated I got. So, just FYI, the thought was there. Done and done.
Inexcusable inactivity + prompt for potatochop excellence from Sade + two beers and some whiskey on a Monday + friends at the bar while i’m stuck on campus EQUALS the resumption of this tumblr. Get the fuck ready, your shit will very shortly be ROCKED.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
The Books (65) The Hold Steady (40) The National (21) LCD Soundsystem (13) Noah and the Whale (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz