January 2010
“You will hang from the chandelier. If there isn’t a chandelier to hang from you...”
– Half Baked, with Jolie Kerr: The Real Recipe for Pink Panty Pulldown Punch | The Awl
dontcookbilly:
suburbantragic:
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My Night
kelmitchell:
studentloansforbeermoney:
Drinks of choice: 4 LOKO (purple), Sangria
Playlist:
Lady GaGa - “Telephone”
Lady GaGa - “Just Dance”
Lady GaGa - “Bad Romance”
Lady GaGa - “Poker Face”
Akon - “Sexy Bitch
Miley Cyrus - “Party In The USA”
Miley Cyrus Ft. Biggie Smalls “Party & Bullshit”
Passion Pit - “Sleepyhead”
Passion Pit - “The Reeling”
Tom Petty - “American Girl”
...
“We didn’t rehearse today because we didn’t care. We’ve been drinking.”
– Conan O’Brien, The Tonight Show (via bringmethathorizon) (via think4yourself)
“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a...”
– Stephen Colbert (via ihatethismess/shalon) (via stalk)
Priorities.
“I go by Mr. K. I’m teaching English at a prep school in rural Connecticut. In my...”
– John Krasinski imagines his alternate universe life as an English teacher (via madeitsimple | missparker | notnadia | secondhandjoy | peterwknox | savingpaper)
Watchbestrooftalkever:
French funnyman Rémi Gaillard celebrates 10 years of pissing people off with a five minute prank montage.
Two Notes. One, the advent of internet video has made this medium of entertainment wildly popular which I can appreciate as long as no one gets hurt. Two, this guy needs to learn how to run faster.
(via thedailywhat)
Watchbestrooftalkever:
All the ”Jersey Shore” spoofs are getting old but I had to post this one.
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Just realized the worst part of this Conan shit.
No more 30 Rock cameos. Fuck.
