May 2011
I think that's hot. Like, somebody murdering me?...
Archer is the best.
Findings
Two crab legs
Several dozen periwinkle shells
One torn and soaked box of Cheez-Its
One spent, seaworn shotgun shell casing
One dog
Tracks from heavy construction equipment
Volleyball courts without nets or lines
One flock of sandpipers
Several thousand sand fleas
No other human visitors
Seriously, though, has anyone ever used a dental dam?
“I like it because you can violate someone from like 20 feet away.”
– My brother on winking.
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Do stupid shit; have stories when I'm older.
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Anyone want to explain why I have the Chipmunks...
I don't smoke, so why do I always have more fun...
suburbantragic:
The Graduation Song-Vitamin C
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I now was a college student.
Past tense, motherfuckers!
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The next day, Odysseus takes a break from non-stop marital relations to talk to his dad Laertes, who is an Argonaut and generally a chill dude. (Unlike in Hamlet, where Laertes is kind of a twat.)
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Basically Odysseus went to the entrance of the underworld and talked to a bunch of dudes, but especially Tiresias, the old seer from Thebes who presided over the sordid Oedipal affair. Tiresias goes, “Oh, dude, you’re pretty fucked. Here’s how fucked you are, and also here’s how you’re going to die.” Odysseus is like, “Thanks, dude. Sounds fucking great....
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Ajax the Lesser and Agamemnon were at sea when...
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Helen was bomb dot com, dame of dames, dime of...
Sony PlayStation Network's return a pretty bumpy...
shortformblog:
great After weeks of downtime, Sony got their PlayStation Network online for the first time in nearly a month — a month full of hacks, reports of credit card fraud and apologies that followed. There was much rejoicing in the gaming world.
troubling WIthin minutes of its return, the system went down. “Please bear with us as we continue working on #PSN restoration. We are...
“It’s interesting. Once you start shooting without film lights, and you go twenty...”
– Lighting (lack thereof) on the set of Tree of Life, directed by Terrence Malick (via youmightfindyourself)
That last sentence makes it pretty awesome. Decided not to deal with lights, just knocked holes in the walls when it was useful.
Thus was lifted the curse of Pelops (who fucked...
Mixing linguistic registers in my notes as a study strategy. Roughly equal amounts of cusses/slang and words that fell into disuse shortly following the writing of the Declaration of Independence.
It would have been out of keeping with my...
Finish them I shall, by 5PM tomorrow. Feels good.
“The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned from Crete had thirty...”
– Plutarch, Theseus
The paradox of the Ship of Theseus: Is an object still the same object if, over time, all of its parts have been replaced?
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Of the Word God | The Books
Every instance of...
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WELL IT’S 50 CUPS OF COFFEE AND YOU KNOW...
jazzedloon asked: constantlyinspired and i like all of the same things; accordingly, we dub ourselves "girlfs." you like all the same things we like. are you our girlf?
jazzedloon:
Go by the name of the K.I.D. rock
Super educated, I’m smarter than Spock
Everytime you hear me you will agree
There ain’t no brother like the K.I.D.
You know what I mean? I’m telling you – with the echo? I’m telling you.
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Tupperware salesman seems like kind of a very camp...
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High Noon in the Garden of Good & Evil: "Why... →
jamesadomian:
So asks the title of this searing exposé from N.Y. culture blog The Awl, which I read tonight after performing standup at a gay bar here in L.A. Maybe I’m not the right guy to answer that question, but perhaps I can ask a better one: why aren’t media gatekeepers like Choire Sicha aware of what’s…
Heads up, dude, this piece is satirizing the deluge of Essays on Women in...
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What is the reason that some song links change...
hypem:
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Ask me anything
… Well played, hypemachine.
Anon – Random House Word of the Day →
Might be in need of an update.
