J. Hermann

May 22

oh, absolutely. I’d be worried if you didn’t

oh, absolutely. I’d be worried if you didn’t

Aili may have just lied about her age to a website in order to vote on the Teen Choice awards

ilovecharts: Carl Sagan passes on wisdom about the importance of understanding the origins of cosmic bodies before you begin baking for the afternoon. “If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” Carl Sagan was working off of a really willfully ignorant definition of “scratch”

ilovecharts:

Carl Sagan passes on wisdom about the importance of understanding the origins of cosmic bodies before you begin baking for the afternoon.

“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”

Carl Sagan was working off of a really willfully ignorant definition of “scratch”

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What if my name was pronounced “Gamison”?

What then?

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

me ?big time math fan. divided by. times. plus. everything. I love it. all time favourite sum is probaly 2+2=4. classic. ah, maths

can you even name two of their equations

Aili got her MSW today from Columbia! Can’t tell you guys how proud I am. Her parents took us out for Italian which was super nice of them. Cheers!

Aili got her MSW today from Columbia! Can’t tell you guys how proud I am. Her parents took us out for Italian which was super nice of them. Cheers!

how-tokissdistinctly-american: generalmike: how-tokissdistinctly-american replied to your post: What should I draw tonight? Gif vs. Jif “The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty.” - George Washington This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

how-tokissdistinctly-american:

generalmike:

how-tokissdistinctly-american replied to your post: What should I draw tonight?
Gif vs. Jif
“The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty.”
- George Washington

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

visualgraphic: Junk Drawer This isn’t quite a double entendre but it has real potential.

visualgraphic:

Junk Drawer

This isn’t quite a double entendre but it has real potential.

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Honestly he’s the closest to me I’ve seen on TV. If Henry Pollard were in a Noah Baumbach movie his character’s name would be Jamison Hermann

Honestly he’s the closest to me I’ve seen on TV. If Henry Pollard were in a Noah Baumbach movie his character’s name would be Jamison Hermann

May 21

Handle me at my worst etc

Handle me at my worst etc

Never do I want tacos more than when I leave a party drunk at 11 PM

saw one of the servers Instagram the sushi I plated so you know my mis-en-place is still on point

holy shit I just briefed the service staff for this event tonight and that’s not something I thought I’d be doing, like, ever

gonna introduce my friends to advertising executives tonight by telling the execs they know how to do bird calls