As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"did you blog this, you cheeky and fun asshole" — nickdivers
"oh. oh god. you did a thing. you did a Thing." — icarntspell
"You’re a good blog-dad." — jenjay
Anonymous asked: You are so white. And no that isnt a compliment.
See, here I was thinking it was a compliment.
You got me, Anon, nailed it. I am white. That is how I was born, how I grew up and how I presumably will continue to be until I die. Not much I can do about it.
If you have specific criticisms of things I’ve done or said that are shitty, or racist, or bad, then let me know and I’ll try and address them. But my race is not something I can change or apologize for. Thanks for the input!
lolwhatevsobvs replied to your post “ok so Minnesota public radio is cool and all but they’re doing a…”
ugh are they doing their thing from the fair? I hate fair season.
party-wok replied to your post “ok so Minnesota public radio is cool and all but they’re doing a…”
fair season has begun.
I don’t know what this is but I’m gonna go ahead and put in the “dumb white people stuff” category
It’s on ESPN because that’s where my money one is and once I start spreading leagues across different sites my non-money one is going to get neglected.
I don’t know how to invite if not by email?
So if you want in send me your email?
Reblog if you want?
We need more, c’mon now.
I’m in. Who’s in?
I straight up love meta-songs about songs we’re not listening to. See also: T-Pain’s “Best Love Song” (youtube.com/watch?v…) and Ben Folds/Nick Hornby’s “Belinda.” (youtube.com/watch?v…)
yesssss. Also all the Hold Steady and LCD Soundsystem references to bands and records. Also Leonard Cohen calling out the chord progression in the first verse of “Hallelujah” as it happens.
"Best Song Ever" is nice and all but Tenacious D did it first
ok so Minnesota public radio is cool and all but they’re doing a little music quiz thing on The Current with some local musical artist and uhh
"Who is Solangé [sic] Knowles’ more famous sister?"
"She shares her last name, ‘Knowles’…"
"… It’s Beyoncé. Beyoncé Knowles."
"Oh, right. All I could think of was my friend Harmony."
The Heritage Foundation Tumblr disturbs me.
I don’t even mind the corporate ones as much, it’s the people with personal accounts that they use entirely to make barely-concealed racist condemnations of Obama and to deny the humanity of over a billion Muslims in the world and just express hatred, those make me feel uneasy and worried
conservative tumblrs creep me out