As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
You are only an idiot if you actually went to the laundry place five times and when you got there, realized you hadnt brought the laundry.
thank you for saying this but I’m pretty sure I’m still a big idiot, there’s plenty of evidence
Ol’ Joe never forgets the laundry. one more way I’ll never live up to his magnificent example
guess who forgot to bring the fucking laundry to the laundry place like an idiot for the FIFTH DAY IN A ROW
Max Frost - White Lies
Here’s your Friday desk jam, Tumblr. Head bopping guaranteed.
Almost all of the notes that Tumblr hides from my phone are from women and a lot are from women of color and while that’s probably not on purpose, the staff’s failure to fix basic functionality like this does reflect whose voices they choose to listen to
Remember when Flickr (a Yahoo company) literally begged people to come work for them to make their site worth using? That was like 6 months ago