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I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
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REVIEWS
"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
New Dodo’s single from the album due out in August.
This week has been incredible and boy oh boy is it ending strong. Good things coming. Watch this space.
Yahoo has spent at least $15,740,900,000 buying companies over the last fifteen years. Geocities for $3.6 billion is pretty good but Broadcast.com for $5.7 billion beats it.
miss idaho potato, 1935 (www.retronaut.com)
This excites my Irishness in odd ways..
PO-TAY-TO
samaralex replied your post guess who forgot to bring the fucking laundry to the laundry place like an idiot for the FIFTH DAY IN A ROW
You are only an idiot if you actually went to the laundry place five times and when you got there, realized you hadnt brought the laundry.
thank you for saying this but I’m pretty sure I’m still a big idiot, there’s plenty of evidence
whatwhatwhat replied your post guess who forgot to bring the fucking laundry to the laundry place like an idiot for the FIFTH DAY IN A ROW
Biden?
Ol’ Joe never forgets the laundry. one more way I’ll never live up to his magnificent example
roof pics from last week
if anyone can tell me how Yahoo still exists I’m all ears
guess who forgot to bring the fucking laundry to the laundry place like an idiot for the FIFTH DAY IN A ROW
The humor is derived from the fact that “I am no longer afraid to die” is a shortened version of the stupidly long band name “The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die.” They are a band from Connecticut (I think) in case you were wondering. The joke here is that I found the animated .gif to be so beautiful that the notion of death no longer terrifies me, which is an absurd comment, but also a common play on the hyperbole often used by Tumblr users.
Also, I wouldn’t consider myself “thirsty.” I stay hydrated throughout the day by drinking the recommended 8 glasses of water a day. You should too, because I worry about your hydration. I worry about your bones. Drink lots of milk too. In fact, don’t stop drinking in an alternating streams of both water and milk to make sure you are as hydrated and bone-strong as you can be.
(Also, next time you feel like calling me out for something that literally no human adult actually cares about ((an arbitrary metric that, generally, does not make the common user like me any money)) please Ask instead of leaving of submission so I don’t have to HYPERLINK TO YOUR VERY BAD NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL BLOG).
One more thing, I don’t take anyone who uses the word “bitch” in a disparaging way like that seriously, so stop doing it.
Lionel Messi’s body feints.
In my opinion, no other athlete in the world can hold a candle to the things Messi can do with a ball. The ball seems like an extension of his body.
this is pretty great but they really should have used Bailamos for the music
how many people do you think this man has killed
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Max Frost - White Lies
Here’s your Friday desk jam, Tumblr. Head bopping guaranteed.
Where is Yahooturning its attention to now? AllThingsDreportsthatMarissa Mayeris eyeing Tumblrwith hopes to land some sort of deal, be it an acquisition or a percentage stake.
W H U T
Can we all take a moment to look at the formatting nightmare that resulted from Tumblr trying to automatically generate a blurb
Almost all of the notes that Tumblr hides from my phone are from women and a lot are from women of color and while that’s probably not on purpose, the staff’s failure to fix basic functionality like this does reflect whose voices they choose to listen to
Remember when Flickr (a Yahoo company) literally begged people to come work for them to make their site worth using? That was like 6 months ago