As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
gmail: jamison.hermann
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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
“I’m so so so sorry I spilled ink from my quill pen on your new Grecian-inspired, hand-woven placemats.”
“Please accept my deepest regrets for spilling Spanish wine on your owl-patterned pants. Ugh, I think I got a little bit on your gauzy ochre half-sweater, too.”
“I’m so embarrassed that I chipped your bubble-glass rooster decanter by toasting too hard to living like Simone de Beauvoir this summer.”
“Oh no! Your bifocal-shaped bookends just smashed on the floor when I was reaching for your gelato cookbook! It’s all my fault!”
“Oh my god, did my antique bicycle tear your linen halter top? Ahh! Sorry!”
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What she said.
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