
As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
gmail: jamison.hermann
twitter: jhermann
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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
“I could tell people where my new apartment is by referencing the Eldorado building on Central Park West.”
– “‘The Eldorado’? That’s redundant, dumbass.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that museum in Paris, the big one with all the art and the Mona Lisa?”
– “Uh… the L’Ouvre?”
“What’s that fortress in southern Spain, Granada I think, the last stronghold of the Moors in Iberia?”
– “That’s… the Alhambra, right?”
“What’s the name of that spot in west L.A. with the animals drowning in asphalt?”
– “The La Brea tar pits.”
“Right, so fuck off.”