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As you might know, I am a full time Internet

I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.

gmail: jamison.hermann

twitter: jhermann

site: jhermann.com

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REVIEWS

"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares

"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok

"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat

"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley

"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars

"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk

"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle

"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk

"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater

"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn

"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers

A conversation I had with myself, in my head, yesterday.

“I could tell people where my new apartment is by referencing the Eldorado building on Central Park West.”

– “‘The Eldorado’? That’s redundant, dumbass.”

“Oh yeah? What’s that museum in Paris, the big one with all the art and the Mona Lisa?”

– “Uh… the L’Ouvre?”

“What’s that fortress in southern Spain, Granada I think, the last stronghold of the Moors in Iberia?”

– “That’s… the Alhambra, right?”

“What’s the name of that spot in west L.A. with the animals drowning in asphalt?”

– “The La Brea tar pits.”

“Right, so fuck off.”