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Donald J. Sobol, author of Encyclopedia Brown, has passed away at the age of 87. I learned from Encyclopedia Brown that you should never file your nails immediately after shower, while a friend of mine learned that “bookkeeper” is one of the few English words with three double letters in a row. What did you learn from the boy genius?
E. Brown was my jam back when I was like 8. I learned that it’s pretty much always Bugs Meany’s fault. Also Sally Kimball was a total babe. Thanks Donald.
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nancymartira reblogged this from luckypaperstars and added:
I learned that you probably want at least one lesbian in your entourage, you know, for muscle. Thank you, Sally Kimball.
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meredithbklyn said:
you can tell if someone is lying about there whereabouts by feeling the temperature of car’s hood. obvi now, but as a kid my mind was BLOWN
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E. Brown was my jam back when I was like 8. I learned that it’s pretty much always Bugs Meany’s fault. Also Sally...
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I learned about Ambergris, the stuff whales puke up that used to be made into perfume! What did YOU learn from...
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thesoundofonebrainthinking said:
I learned about Ambergis - the gunk whales puke up that was made into perfume back in “the day” - whenever that day was.
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mar-see-ah said:
I remember the bookkeeper story!
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kratlee said:
THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO THINGS I REMEMBER FROM THE BOOKS.
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