
As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
1. I’m going swimming after school #hooray
2. I wanna hear a special song today :) !
3. Last project presentation of the year!!!!
4. Miami Sunset Drive/A. normal clear :)
5. Good music always helps the morning squat!!!!
6. McDonalds breAkfast always hit the spot
7. do you remember ? that october night ..
8. Alright alright alright alright alright
9. I taught y’all bitches half the shit y’all know.
10. Why pablo hating on Hondurans though ?
11. I wonder who the Broncos gonna pick?
12. I gotta get myself a swagger stick
13. By Changing Nothing, Nothing changes. #Right?
14. Why everybody eagle fans tonight
A sonnet composed from tweets scraped by Pentametron, a bot created by Ranjit Bhatnagar.
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