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As you might know, I am a full time Internet

I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.

gmail: jamison.hermann

twitter: jhermann

site: jhermann.com

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REVIEWS

"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares

"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok

"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat

"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley

"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars

"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk

"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle

"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk

"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater

"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn

"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers

If I was in a room with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden, and my gun only had two bullets, I would shoot Verizon Customer Service twice

Really spectacularly terrible company. I’m done with them.

And then RCN got in a fight with my landlord somehow, so they’re not allowed in my building any more, which means I have to set up a new account with either Time Warner Cable (expensive, don’t trust ‘em) or Clear (expensive, slow).

Just want to watch my Netflix and shit. Why you gotta make this difficult New York.

Posted: Thursday 2nd August at 4:41pm
  1. heyveronica said: I have cablevision (lol brooklyn) and they suck. Id kill for time warner
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