As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn
"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers
Kimye’s not going anywhere, people. Get used to it.
By ANGIE ROMERO
Oh, this is sure to piss a lot of people off. But there’s also reason to believe the VMA’s will actually be funny this year, for a change, thanks to comedian Kevin Hart, who continues his 2012 hot streak as host of the show on September 6. I’m almost as big a fan of Hart as Drake is.
Hey, it’s the VMA spot my company edited! This is totally going to go over well with everyone everywhere.