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Welcome, protester, and greetings from the Tampa Police! We’re extremely glad you’re here protesting, for reasons that have everything to do with our shared love of the Constitution and free speech and absolutely nothing to do with our eagerness to try out the new rubber bullets.
Now, we can already hear you asking, “But how can I know how to protest safely and effectively, given how undereducated and lazy I probably am?” Glad you asked! Here are some simple tips: http://nyr.kr/NCmYoj
The New Yorker doing satire right. Which means it’s not written by that shitty guy Borowitz. More like this, please.
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hurrah, so that’s how to do it properly. i never knew.
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Vajon mit tudna írni Pintér és csapata?
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Hahaha
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C’mon people Rubber Bullets hurt.
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