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As you might know, I am a full time Internet

I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.

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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares

"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok

"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat

"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley

"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars

"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk

"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle

"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk

"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater

"if you want to start shit, have some fucking balls." — nedhepburn

"hahahaha perfect" — nickdivers

"Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? … Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

Guy Fieri from The 22 Best Lines From Last Night’s Roast of Anthony Bourdain (via howto-kissdistinctly-american)

It’s not even a roast, it’s just all the dudes from the Food Network shit-talking each other. And no one shit-talks like kitchen workers.

Posted: Monday 15th October at 4:53pm
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  6. salaamworld said: “Rachael [Ray], your food is like poison. Do the world a favor and feed it to Guy Fieri. He’s so annoying. I think he wears his sunglasses backwards so people get confused and don’t punch him in the face.” HAHAHAHAHA
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