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![images in the Flickr “Malort Face” pool
“Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, ‘My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.’
It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic]. Make it past two ‘shock-glasses’ and with the third you could be ours…forever”
i really need to try this stuff](http://24.media.tumblr.com/584fe99e11ae6db0654e57e3dbc82c39/tumblr_mf8u149RYH1qzx54ao1_500.png)
images in the Flickr “Malort Face” pool
“Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, ‘My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.’
It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic]. Make it past two ‘shock-glasses’ and with the third you could be ours…forever”
i really need to try this stuff
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My buddy Roger is a huge liquor guy, he’d probably dig it.
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there are only 8 google results for [“nick offerman” “jeppson’s malort”] and that needs to change also my favorite of...
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So when is Nick Offerman going to become their new spokesperson?
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Passing a bottle of Malort is a MaxFunCon initiation/bonding tradition. John Hodgman starts it off, and then we all swap...
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dismissivejerkoffmotion said:
yaaaay chicago
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cowboykhaleesi said:
I want it.
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bg5000 said:
No. You don’t.
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