As you might know, I am a full time Internet
I edit video in New York and I reblog things that make me feel clever.
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"fuck your bad vibes bro" — ughwhocares
"quit fucking up my zen, jackass" — party-wok
"Go fuck yourself. #LYLAS!" — whatwhatwhat
"dad ur drunk i can tell" — llhenley
"YAY JAMISON THAT IS HOW I MEANT IT" — luckypaperstars
"Whoa, that IS really cool about ferns." — taoistdrunk
"not saying, just saying" — johndarnielle
"Brilliant use of Larry David. Brilliant." — coketalk
"i rescind all objections" — twentysomethingfloater
"did you blog this, you cheeky and fun asshole" — nickdivers
"oh. oh god. you did a thing. you did a Thing." — icarntspell
"You’re a good blog-dad." — jenjay
I want to have the beard. don’t have a beard. you don’t even know what to do with it. you go to Whole Foods and talk about cheese. with no sense of shame. you smell bad. let me have the beard. your jaw is already nice. I need beard to cover my shitface. let me have it. do not have it.