J. Hermann

oh so you like daft punk? cool. can you name even one of their helmets

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:00 -0400

oh so you like daft punk? cool. can you name even one of their helmets

I don’t know if you guys have heard it yet but this new Daft Punk song is really good —...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:55:00 -0400

I don’t know if you guys have heard it yet but this new Daft Punk song is really good — “Get Lucky” it’s called

what the hell did i snapchat to five people at 11PM last night and other questions

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:50:00 -0400

what the hell did i snapchat to five people at 11PM last night and other questions

aggressively whistles the epic sax guy melody

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:45:55 -0400

*aggressively whistles the epic sax guy melody*

The Tumblr Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:43:13 -0400

The Tumblr Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tumblr begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, eastern time, August 29th.

In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

thinkspeakstress: DURING THIS BEAUTIFUL TIME OF EUROVISION...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:30:59 -0400

thinkspeakstress:

DURING THIS BEAUTIFUL TIME OF EUROVISION HAPPINESS

ALLOW ME TO REMIND EVERYBODY OF EPIC SAX GUY AND HIS CREW

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS

NOBODY IN EUROVISION WILL EVER TOP THESE PEOPLE

CUTE SCRAWNY VIOLIN MAN

METALLIC BALLERINA GIRL

AND THEIR KING, EPIC SAX GUY

THEY JUMPED EVERY TIME THERE WAS A BEAT HIT LIKE IT WAS 1992 THESE FUCKERS WERE BOSS

EUROVISION 2010 NEVER FORGET

I can’t believe I forgot about epic sax guy

“When you feel like you’re okay with where your life is at, it’s good to see the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:21:34 -0400

“When you feel like you’re okay with where your life is at, it’s good to see the smaller place it came from.”

damn, john. damn

holy shit this John Darnielle WTF episode just gets straight to it

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:09:42 -0400

holy shit this John Darnielle WTF episode just gets straight to it

this sketch is required viewing

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:44:00 -0400

this sketch is required viewing

joeydeangelis: bleak

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:34:49 -0400

joeydeangelis:

bleak

How to Really Freak Out Your Dog

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:31:27 -0400

inabasket:

Record yourself singing

Play it back

When your dog gives you a confused look about where the sound is coming from, start lip-syncing

Congratulations! You have shattered your dog’s reality and he’s probably barking right in your face

millionsmillions: It’s all fun and games until you cast Vincent...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:30:50 -0400

millionsmillions:

It’s all fun and games until you cast Vincent Kartheiser as Mr. Darcy.

hahahahahahahahahahah

*inhales deeply*

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

"I feel like they person who did this had a moment of I could get fired for this, but then when am I..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:19:44 -0400

“I feel like they person who did this had a moment of I could get fired for this, but then when am I ever gonna get this chance again?”

- taki118 gets to the heart of what I was thinking when I photoshopped that Jon Snow hockey gif

supervillain: I have been listening to Best Show Gems, and…...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:53:00 -0400

supervillain:

I have been listening to Best Show Gems, and… yeah, I was wrong about The Best Show. I liked a lot of the things Scharpling and Wurster had done but I could never make it through a whole episode of their show. But, once these guys click with you, they’re fucking unstoppable. It’s a nuance thing, where one episode is kinda funny, but 15 of them are profound, the go-to phrases and weird pacing and improvised mythology. It’s awesome.

How have I never heard of this before? I’m listening to the first/latest one at the link there and wow. It’s like the anti-Marc Maron. Quality satire for people who would say something like “quality satire” but also hate themselves for saying “quality satire”, a.k.a. me.

"We used Denny’s a couple of times, and Denny’s never paid us a dime. I think we had to pay for the..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:18 -0400

“We used Denny’s a couple of times, and Denny’s never paid us a dime. I think we had to pay for the privilege. I just love the idea of Denny’s as a place Walt and Jesse would go after having watched a guy get his throat slit. They put him in a barrel and dissolve him with acid, then they say, ‘Hey, let’s go to Denny’s. We’ll get a Grand Slam.’ Chili’s and the Olive Garden turned us down, by the way.”

- Vince Gilligan (via airgordon)

Chili’s would.

(via dynamofire)

jhermann:

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:43:24 -0400

jhermann:

party-wok: dennys: America’s Diner i still can’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:39:45 -0400

party-wok:

dennys:

America’s Diner

i still can’t handle how good the dennys tumblr is

staycationing

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:16:15 -0400

staycationing

all my friends are gone so i’m going to play civ iii all day

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:45:40 -0400

all my friends are gone so i’m going to play civ iii all day

"In 2007, I was drinking coffee in Marco’s livingroom/dining room/office. He told me he and David had..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:50:52 -0400

“

In 2007, I was drinking coffee in Marco’s livingroom/dining room/office. He told me he and David had launched a website that had done remarkably well. He urged me to register before somebody else registered daniel.tumblr.com. Maybe I could write things there instead of on LiveJournal. There were about 27,000 users at that point, one of whom was AZSpot. Since then, Tumblr has grown to about 300 billion users, each more unique than the last. So it’s done okay. Marco has left Tumblr, started Instapaper, and recently left Instapaper. The last time we were drinking coffee together, he had a living room and a dining room and an office. So he’s done okay. And I’ve done okay with Tumblr as well. The point being, on the Internet, a lot has changed since 2007. And in 2007 if somebody had announced that LiveJournal was maybe being acquired, I would feel about like everybody feels now. (Where would I store my feelings!?!)…

The broader point being, things change quickly on the internet. There’s always a younger, cooler site looming just over the horizon. I’m not sure that acquisition by Yahoo particularly diminishes Tumblr’s longterm prognosis. It means an influx of cash, stability, and technical capability. Heck, probably a functional search feature. And it means that Tumblr doesn’t need to desperately look for ways to monetize.

The Internet will kill everything you love. But by the time it dies, you won’t even care.

”

- Squashed (via christinefriar)

I think this is a good time to go back to bed.
(via bestrooftalkever)
300 billion users.