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NY State Senator Marty Golden cancelled his “feminine presence” event today, an event designed to bolster a woman’s career with activities like “sit, stand and walk like a model” and “walk up and down a stair elegantly.” I feel more employable already!
The “Polished Professional” event would have included lessons like…
Handshakes and introductions!
- “Differences in American and Continental rules governing handshakes and introductions.”
Posture, deportment and the feminine presence!
- “Sit, stand and walk like a model. Walk up and down a stair elegantly.”
Damn, I was really looking forward to this. I get so tired of ladies I work with not knowing the finer points of American and Continental handshake etiquette.